One time my room mate got way to drunk and I layed him down on the couch and I accidentally fed him moldy bread and no one will ever let me forget it. But he puked on my foot that night so he deserved it.
Tonight included karaoke being cancelled, breaking my phone and getting drunk. Living room dance parties. Midnight swimming, wrestling. Getting wasted and walking to moms house to take pictures of naked Donny on the porch awaiting for her to wake up, peeing in a bulldozer getting stopped by the police and a lot of collapsing on the ground in laughter.
It is 5 in the morning an I am just now getting into bed.