I’m so fucking tired of thinking about you.
It’s a sit in my room, eat junk food, watch chick flicks and pamper myself kinda day.
Surprise visits home from Collin. YOU ONLY LEFT 2 MINUTES AGO AND I ALREADY MISS YOU.
There are only 3 things I want in life.
-To look like an untamable gypsy sex goddess.
-And to be able to shake my ass like a black woman.
Soooo I’m guessing last night was fun.
I recall a group of cross dressers trying to teach me how to Twerk and them laughing at me and telling me I was cute for trying.
So. There are some things I’m really good at. And some.. Not.
One of those things are birthday cards.
So I figured, everybody loves a sexy dick pic on their birthday.
And this is what 2 hours of sleep looks like.
But at least it’s karaoke night. So time for stupid faces.
MY ROOM MATES ARE NEVER HOME :c